Fried Cucco

Fried Cucco is the signature dish of the Romani Bar and Grill. It's known for its unusual affects on the shape of the human body: the food causes slimness and weight loss when eaten by males, but can cause the hormones iof female diners to go haywire and shift fat from their waists into their rear and/or chest.

The dish also acts strangely when combined with Ranch Milk. If the milk is drunk first then the Cucco is eaten, the customer will begin to get a bloated feeling in their stomach. If the Cucco is eaten before the milk is drunk, they will instead grow taller.

Varieties

 * Fried Cucco


 * Spicy Cucco (notorious for causing gassy bloating)


 * Grilled Cucco